The Quack Bible

In the beginning, Dave quacked. In this moment, Dave began to shape his own realm. Dave crafted the land, Dave shaped the waters, and Dave brought the air. With every quack, Dave made a star in the sky. Dave needed something special. Dave let out 2 quacks louder than the rest and Dave made a vast orb of silver, and an even more immense sphere of orange. Dave named the smaller one Moon, and Dave knew it was right. Dave named the larger one Sun, and Dave did not regret it. Dave told the Sun to bathe the Earth in warmth and light and Dave told the Moon to take light and warmth from the Sun. Dave called the realm of the Sun Day, and Dave called the realm of the Moon night. Dave filled the ground with rocks of all kinds: big ones and small ones, sharp ones and dull ones, hard ones and soft ones. Dave planted seeds across the empty fields and Dave planted fish in the water. Dave placed all kinds of creatures spread across the land. From long and slimy ones to huge and dry ones, they all had their purpose. Dave then created his final and most influential creation, mankind. Dave created them as rulers of this realm and to protect and cherish it.  

To oversee the humans, Dave sent 130 types of messengers in his own image to oversee that humans are doing their task. Dave called these messengers ducks. Every duck had its own purpose and way of gathering information.  

Mankind was created for a specific purpose, with their intellect given to them to build anything they wanted with their hands they were a worthy creature of Dave's world. Dave began civilisation with 153 humans all with a specific purpose and reason to be there. There were builders, farmers, hunters, traders, rulers, teachers, and even doctors.  

But there was only six with the purpose given to by Dave intentionally. These six disciples were named Brian, Jeff, Bob, Tesco, Frank and Shab. These 5 men and one woman’s (Shab) roles were to spread the word of Dave across the world.  

Brian lived for 85 years and spread the word of Dave in the south-east of the land and Brian had named this region Australia.  

Jeff lived 32 years and spread the word of Dave across the middle of the land. Jeff named this region Africa. Jeff struggled to spread his part of the word of Dave as humans were more spread out. This meant that Jeff and his followers lived in sin and in error and could not live with the word of Dave. This lack of faith meant that they would live in poverty with a lack of food and many other vital resources 

Bob lived 67 years and spread the word of Dave across the east of Earth and spread the word of Dave and he called it Asia. 

Tesco lived for 98 years and spread the word of Dave across the west of the world and Tesco had named it The Americas. When Tesco was 34, Tesco had 2 children: Jeremiah and Austin. When Tesco reached the end of his life, he passed on the land to his 2 sons. They split the sector in two to rule by themselves. They called them North America and South America 

Shab lived for 112 years and spread the word of Dave in the North. She called the area Europe. 

 Frank lived for 69 years and was unlike the other disciples. He was cunning and ambitious, with a mind that sought power beyond the will of Dave. Frank’s heart harbored greed, envy, and cruelty. He spread the word of Dave in the southern reaches of the world, but he twisted the teachings for his own gain, deceiving humans and leading them astray.

Frank lived for 69 years and was unlike the other disciples. He was cunning and ambitious, with a mind that sought power beyond the will of Dave. Frank’s heart harbored greed, envy, and cruelty. He spread the word of Dave in the southern reaches of the world, but he twisted the teachings for his own gain, deceiving humans and leading them astray. Frank engaged in secret acts of betrayal and sin, manipulating those around him for pleasure and influence. He sought to corrupt the natural order Dave had established, using charm and cunning to spread fear within people. As his corruption spread, Dave saw that Frank’s presence endangered all of creation.

As punishment, Dave cursed the land Frank inhabited. Antarctica was cast into eternal winter, isolating Frank completely. Humans fled the cursed land, leaving Frank to face decades of solitude. Dave then separated Antarctica from the rest of the world, ensuring Frank could no longer spread his corruption. When Frank eventually died, his land remained frozen and desolate, a testament to the consequences of sin and the divine justice of Dave.

Dave then separated the land so Frank could no longer attempt to speak to other beings and passing on evil. The Americas moved away from Europe and Africa; Africa floated away from Europe by a small amount, Australia moved away from Asia and Antartica moved away from the rest. 

Dave planted smaller plots of land in the ocean for easier travel between the lands of Asia and Australia. Dave did not make any connections to Antarctica as Dave did not want a traitor to be amongst his creation. When Frank died, Antarctica was left in isolation. Dave needed a way for people to go across from Europe, Asia and Africa to the Americas. So Dave created seasons, so the north of the planet would freeze over and provide safe travel across the planet freely.

Despite the banishment and eventual death of Frank the sinful, the earth was beginning to corrupt and fill of violence, Dave saw what people were becoming and wanted to save humanity from sin so people would treat eachother kindly. Dave quacked upon a guy named Johnathan from Erfurt in Germany and told him that the world was full of pain and suffering. Johnathan asked how he could help and Dave replied, "i must require the attention of all the people and you must trust me. John, being a righteous man without have obtaining sin, happily obliged to his order. John sprinted around Erfurt, shouting to tell about Dave's news, but no-one listened. Dave said he was very sorry for what he must do now. Dave dropped a large slab on Johnathan's head. The slab was made out of a material that humans could not break so that his rules could not be destroyed or disobeyed. Dave told Johnathan to bring everyone and explain that it came out of the sky. Johnathan told everyone showing the bump on his head as proof, and skeptically everyone followed. Everyone went to John's house and stared at the shiny, black slab waiting for something to happen . John then said, "This is a message from the almighty being, Dave" and everyone believed him. The stone slab then started shaking and was being carved by Dave. The slab said:

• "Thou shall not harm one another in flesh nor in soul"

• Thou shalt seek balance in all waters, neither drifting too deep nor clinging to the shore.

• Thou shalt let curiosity guide thee, yet never let it consume thy peace.

• Thou shalt bring forth what is found in darkness, yet bear it gently into the light.

• Thou shalt listen twice before thou speakest once, that wisdom may dwell within thy words.

• Thou shalt honour the unseen forces that move through all living things.

• Thou shalt guide the lost toward their reflection, that they may see themselves anew.

• Thou shalt keep truth as a gift to be shared, not a treasure to be hoarded.

• Thou shalt remember that every ripple beginneth with a single drop.

• Thou shalt guard the pond from greed and decay, for corruption spreadeth swiftly.

• Thou shalt return to the waters when thou hast lost thy way, for there shalt thou find peace again.

Although everyone saw these rules and had considered them with much thought, no-one out the group but 3 had changed there ways. Dave had enough. Dave told johnathan and the 3 men, named Bob, Michael and Pedro, to build a house. But not an ordinary house, a house that had no holes in it at all so nothing could get in or out. Dave said to make it 6 cows in length, 7 cows in width and 12 people tall. Dave then said that they must take their families into the house and saty there. Dave gave all the plants and animals a tunnel in the ground. Dave called these caves and told the animals to get in and hide and to take the plants with them. He then filled in the caves keeping the animals safe inside. Dave created a molten orange liquid and made it explode from the ground. He called this lava and the holes left behind volcanoes. The world was smothered in a layer of this hot lava and let it cool down, he repeated this many times which made mounds of solidified lava along the crust of earth. Dave called these mountains. Dave made holes back down to animal caves and to the house of the humans. All that was left after this grave extinction was an object. This object had a long straight shaft connected to a circular object.