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Savil, a survivor of the duck holocaust, who lost his dear brother Jimmy
History
History
This very important religion was created when Niko, our founder got a christmas calendar. he past around the ducks found inside and squeaked them all day long. However, the satans people call teachers attempted to kidnap and imprison these kind squishy souls. We started this religion to protest against the old people and to bring a new age in education. The duck is a symbol of hope for what is right and is our lord and saviour,
Aduck.
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The Origin of Mallardism.
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There are currently 20 members of this cult, we are hiding within the website, Find us.
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Barry's story:
In 1967, Barry von Imbissstand inherited his father Frederick’s Florida pastry shop. After a few months of running the shop conventionally, he had a vision of a giant mallard, which gave him the new title of Lord Patisserie and told him to spread the word of God’s plan to make the world more interesting for ducks. Organizing a small cult, he divided his members into bakers, whose work would help fund his church, and musicians in his traveling band, who would gather new followers. This is one of the only surviving records of his hymns to Mallardism.
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